Monday, October 24, 2005

My 2 favourite hated

#1

Ok ,so for those of you who don't know me let me tell you. I am 1 of two brothers brought up by a single parent mother ( sorry with help from my amazing grandmother - mamma) in a pit village in South Yorkshire. In BENTLEY there was an infestation of a group that i used to call GYPO'S. The gypo's were mainly pretty ok. I went to school with a family of them who lived a stones throw away. For this story i shall refer to them as the SMITHS!!!!!.
Now the smiths consisted of Brenda ( the mum) , can't remeber dads' name, Paul ( a year younger than britblogger), Marion ( 2 yrs older than me and as hard as fuck) and the twins ( my age) Philip and Tony). Now whenever any physical confrontation occured then i am afraid to say that the individual was not allowed to fight his or hers' own battles. It was at best a free for fucking all. These individuals were about as hard as wet fucking snow but because of that they stuck into anyone no matter what, AS A FUCKING FAMILY I KID YOU NOT!!!
So family is good i hear you say , ok it is but why not let your brother or sister fight their own battles. FUCKING PUSSIES!!!. I can go on and on and on and on about gypo's as Doncaster was once the Gypo capital of Britain.

I hate Gypo's.

#2

I was 17 at the time and me and my friends had just been to our local , The Good Companions.
We had got tanked up and were on a mission to the mecca of nightlife. TOWN. I had had a few ales and could put quite a bit away then ( stop sniggering David). We were on our way to the nightclub on Silver Street ( can i hell remember the name of it then, maybe The Ritzy) when we were walking past The Danum Hotel. I somehow managed to almost swallow my cigarette and basically coughed my guts up. Unbeknowing to me there was aPolice riot Van only a few yards away. I coughed and spluttered but continued my 20 Mtr walk from the Danum to The Ritzy.
We queued up dying to get in cos it was freezing outside when all of a sudden a Police Van screeched to a halt right outside the queue. One of the occupents jumped out his side like his life was depending on it and suddenly came at me!! . What the fuck!!! He grabbed me and i shit you not , by the throat and physically dragged me to the back of the Van. He asked me if i thought i was hard cos i had made pig type noises when i walked past " his motor"!!!

I told him these words which will live with me forever, " i have done nowt wrong so leave me alone". Not horrible to live with but if i had my strength now then this is how it would've gone. " Get your filthy fucking trotting nazi hands off me you scummy facist racist pig c**t".
He proceeded to tighten his more strong grip and threw me to the kerbs edge. My mates deserted me, the bouncer told me to " fuck off". I went home pissed off as fuck.

I now hate Gypo's and Pigs. sorry i'll rephrase that for you Porky and Babe. I HATE COPPERS.

Now i have just come to learn that a person i know was shot at by a Gypo. The Police came and did absolutely FUCKING NOWT except shit their fucking Alan Whickers. I hate Gypos' for being a menace to society. But i hate the Scum even more for letting them.

Anyhoo todays' been a good day, I've been decorating. Faye's tummy is bigger and i still can't wait.

Mam i have just realised that you never knew about that. Sorry i never told you or Bruce but i had to deal with it myself. I felt pretty ashamed even though i did nothing wrong. Now you know why i curse them.

Sorry.

2 Comments:

Blogger David said...

"I hate Gypo's."

I laughed at that... just a perfect way to end that paragraph.

I went to school with 2 gypos, remember... we'll call them Paul B and Jimmy C... they were actually good friends... but I'm sure as soon as my back was turned, they were trying to steal the lead out of my 2B pencils

11:26 AM  
Blogger Andy said...

i fucking passed with fucking blinding colours mam . Thanks for fuckingwell asking hehe!!

12:13 PM  

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