My day!!

This is how my day goes.

Alarm clock wakes me up ( and Faye too sometimes)

Cats meeeeow like feck outside waiting for Daddy to feed them lucious tasting dry biscuits.
Walk downstairs, flick on kettle feed babies!!
Drink coffee and smoke a tab at the back door.
Wash body,hair and nether regions.
Get dressed.
Go to work.

Damn forgot toilet visit . That comes after coffee and smoke. ( without fail as regular as clockwork)


Arrive at work. ( long pause- just remembered i am on bastard call!!!)
Work with some really good people( Grumpy, Cazzer , Ariel, Mrs Johnson and Steak 'n Sidley( that's what i said diddle i) to name a few.
Deal with a few eejots too who spend most of their time trying to get out of doing any work.
Slight diversion........
There are 5 types of people at my workplace.

1) People who i respect and enjoy working with
2) People who i respect
3) People who i enjoy working with
4) Wasters who take the fucking piss ( you know who you are)
5) Dinosaurus willneverchangeus cosweisfuckingmoronus! ( did you like that one Roy?)

9.30 roll lady cometh( mmmmm hot butties and coke, sorry people)
Finish work about 3ish.
Come home.
Partake in surfing the web for a bit.
Shower
Faye cooks tea ( not a bad cook at all Faye)
Telly
Bed
Alarm fucking clock again.
I do have further activities.
Wednesday evenings and Saturday mornings i help Mrs Johnson ( Spence that is) with a kiddies football team ( me loves it ) the kids are great.