Not guilty? Still an idiot !!!

When will they ever learn their lesson? All the wealth , money and fame that the modern footballer gets today and they still can't behave. Okay so he may not be guilty of raping a girl as alleged on the 1st October in a posh Penthouse suite of a London Hotel.
Just recap a minute. The Beckhams' lives are subjected to horrible slurs and lies daily.
George Best travels and drinks down his local.
Roy Keane goes to a club , gets a drink thrown over him.
Rio can't be arsed to turn up for a drugs test ( must be his shit fucking hairdo blurring his brain).
Lee Hughes ( ex West Brom ) kills a motorist in a RTA and then runs off!!!
Maradonna shoots at police outside his home while high on crack ( i hate you for Mexico '86 you fat fucking twat).
David Pleat gets spotted kerb crawling.
Bowyer and Woodgate kick 10 bells of shit outta Asian in Leeds after getting wankered.
Sven dicks anything with a pulse ( I wish he'd fuck Peter Crouch................... OFF!!!! )
etc , etc , etc
See a pattern forming do we. Fuck yes i say. All these people and many many more not mentioned have in some way or another put themselves in the spotlight.
These are people who earn unbelievable amounts of money. Imagine you're sat at home. You have trained 3 times this week, played a Premiership game at home in front of 66k people.
You know that the press will batter your ringpiece all over the morning news if you go out on the lash.
Do you,,
A) Say " Fuck this for a game of soldiers i'm off down the boozer".
B) Stay in and beat the meat to the " clapping sound" of your national anthem.
C) Get some beer in from the local offy , watch a game and go to bed dreaming of singing the National anthem at the New Wembley
OR DO YOU
D) Go to an Expensive hotel ( not anywhere near your destination thus risking the wrath of your manager) pick up 2 girls ( they're goldiggers Christiano!!!) and bang their brains out with your Portugese love truncheon knowing that if one of them so much as breaks a nail on your spotty face then she'll see you in Court resulting in the Gaffer scoffing on your balls again.

I like B I like B.
If you answered A you need to get a life.
If you answered B then this shows that you have national pride but wank far too much .
If you answered C then Wey Hey you're the 1st sensible footballer.
If you answered D then " Oh fuck Christiano , if you get off with Rape charges Fergie will be waiting at Old Trafford to ship your skinny arse back to Lisbon.

Either way sonny you're FUCKED!!!