english4eva

NUMB

2008-01-30T02:56:00.000-08:00

Sitting patiently listening to Biffy Clyro next to my friend Col was getting hard. I needed to go to the toilet and my back was killing me. The 02 Arena was quite something.There was a good atmosphere but i just sensed it would get even better once they came on. Faye always takes the piss out of some of my taste in music but i don't care.Hybrid Theory sort of changed my outlook on music.Meteora was pretty good and the latest Minutes to Midnight was not as good as that.

So i was a little apprehensive to say the least.

Me and col went for a beer and a waz and came back,sat,and waited some more.Apparently at 2115 Linkin Park were coming on.There seemed to be so many empty seats when we went into the arena at 1900ish.But now i could barely see any.The Pit was full and they wanted blood.

Then it came....... A minute long intro behind those curtains,then BAM.

I'd like to say i remember which tracks they did and in which order but jesus H christ when they performed Numb THE ENTIRE ARENA rose to it's feet.Only at football matches have i ever seen this before.Difference here was that everybody was on the same side. About an hour and 10 mins passed and i don't think i saw Chester stay still for one single moment.This guy has to have one of the most amazing voices in any genre i have ever heard. The performance was outstanding. In the End was what i was waiting for and they didn't disappoint one single bit on that. They then thanked the ******* fans and left.People began to leave but i looked at Col and he said to me "they're coming back mate,don't you worry".

With this i looked at the Pit and not one of them had left.The die hard fans were telling us a story here. A minute of clapping and cheering was met with their return and 2 tracks were blasted out. They thanked us all again then left. More muppets left but still Col stayed,as did i.

Again they came out and 2 more were done. This was the End and i was completely and truly ******* NUMB. Out*******standing.

Without a doubt one of the greatest feelings of my life.

Heroes

2008-01-08T13:46:00.000-08:00

David told me last year that i was missing the best series ever in HEROES. It was on late over here and without Sky+ i couldn't tape it.

David later sent me an I-Pod Classic with the entire 1st series on it.

So after about 9 days i have just finished watching it,all 23 epiosdes to be exact.

I love LOST i adore 24 but god damn it this is just about the best thing ever,totally surpassing anything else. It may help that anything watched through the I-POD is outstanding but maybe HEROES was made for the I-POD.

Thanks for the I-POD dude and thanks for putting HEROES on there too.

Brighter

2007-10-16T12:27:00.000-07:00

You know it's been a while since i last blogged before TIGER. So much has happened. So much has changed. My life seemed so dark at times.Looking back on the past year or so i kinda think that i may be getting old. I'm almost mid thirties,Dave is mid thirties and Bruce is officially an old git(god bless ya mate).

There really is only one constant thing in my life right now.It's not my demons,it's not my boys at Northborough,it's not even my shitty existence at work. It's my lovely family.

You realise at some point that life really is very important. Looking at some old photo's only 10 minutes ago made me think that before i had a family , my life really was obsolete. I had a great mum, a great brother,a really amazing family but i can't help but think that i was being prepared for one thing.

MY SON.

MY FAMILY.

Life's lessons teach hard but true.

Experience counts for everything.Loss hurts.Regret causes shame. Experience counts for everything ( see the trend?)

I can now say these words.

I feel no shame nor regret,yet feel experience in my body building.
If you've never met Alex then let me enlighten you. He talks,shouts,sings,dances,kicks footballs,cuddles,kisses and the list goes on.

I do admit that that it's all down to his mother,except for the dancing and kicking balls.

Another person whom i worship but sometimes don't show it.

My life is brighter than it once was.I've just got to take the sunglasses off that i was wearing all those years ago.

MY BEST FRIEND

2007-10-15T11:34:00.000-07:00

You know ....... almost 12 years ago i moved from my home to a foreign place.No friends,no job,no family.A loving partner was very welcome but at times on my own without the latter i did cry at night.Then came a bolt out of the blue.Always a canine lover i found myself surprisingly beginning to love a feline. She was such a character.Bounce,Bounce.......boiiiiiiiiing.God damn it where the hell has she gone???

TIGER!!!!!

Man was this pussy cat something.

You know something.... never a true word spoken.You really don't know what you've got till it's gone and boy do i know this now.

This cat actually let me cradle her in my arms like a newborn baby and licked me. She'd comfort me when i cried by rubbing her soft cheek on my body.She'd let me touch her so so pink pads when we played.She'd scratch me but never mean to hurt me.She knew me like nobody else on this planet.

You see when you spend so much time together,so much time being vulnerable and emotional with someone that it turns out that this person knows you better than anybody. How on earth can a cat mean so much to you Andy i hear you ask?

Well i reply with this. This friend of mine will never be replaced by anybody,human or no human. She was my everything.She was my companion.She was my very best friend.

I MISS YOU MATE AND I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN ONE DAY I PROMISE

George

2006-11-06T11:27:00.000-08:00

I've been at my place of work now for 10 years. It's not all been rosy,infact there has been some really shitty times including some really fucking shitty people.
However there have been some cracking times and i've been fortunate enough to meet some cracking people.
Memories do play forever in your mind you know. I'll never forget Vic.My man mountain of a friend who took me under his wing,in and out of work,who played an important part in a chapter in my life. There are also many others i could say thankyou to but today i was not feeling too good.
In 1999 i was on a training course for work. It lasted 2 weeks and the trainer was a wonderful scottish man. his name was George Rogerson. I knew George from previous courses.
He knew everything ,and i mean everything there was to know about our industry. He was a true mans man. With this he was also a great laugh.
I was getting married on the Saturday after the last day of our course. George made sure we finished early then duly informed us " right you lot lets go into town for a few wee ales".
Well George paid for these wee ales whilst we played pool and had a laugh. I was shortly dropped off at home thinking that i thoroughly enjoyed my time with my mates and also with George.I can't remember thanking him but i can remember George wishing me good luck.
Not a converstaion regarding OHL Trainers passed by without me saying "God , that George Rogerson was an amazing bloke".
Others at our places would stick to this agreeing, What a lovely man.
Well i was told this morning that George was horrifically taken from his family yesterday evening. I spoke to his friend of 31 years Brian. I was so sad for him. George was killed in a car accident returning home to his wife. I don't know if he had kids,i don't know how old he was. All i know is that he had a wife and that he was the best fucking trainer i,or anybody on the ECML knew.
He was also my friend for every course of his i attended.
We all miss you George and we'll see you on that training span in heaven.Make sure you have a harness for Ian Caroll to use,ha ha.

There you are

2006-10-10T14:15:00.000-07:00

My favourite talking animal Mr ED was spotted today posing as the new England football manager. This horse was clever. He could hold a pretty decent conversation. He was able to count up to and over 10. He was familiar with what was happening in the world.
So can someone tell me why that useless ****ing twat Steve McClaren is less intelligent, cannot twaddle without giving us his cheesy cruise singing crooners smile,is unable to put 10 decent English players in front of Paul Robinson and why the **** he thinks that by playing Frank Lampard will increase our chances of winning.Here's my take on it you goofy philandering ginger tosser.
Cashley Cole doesn't need any more cash.Withold his wage. Rio needs to keep his hair short.Terry can only play heroically for his bum boy Hose A. Lampard,well Lampard has no form for England.Crouch is 2nd to every ball played in the air!! Rooney needs a proper forward to play off,Shearer come back. Beckhams balls are rusty no more golden. Downing is about as attacking as a nun with a ****ing butter knife. Gerrard is out on the right flank. Neville hates scousers,so that's Stevie G ****ed then. All in all it doesn't look that rosey. A poxy draw against what i must say looked like a very good Macedonian team and tomorrow the Croats away.Unbeaten in 29 home games. I reckon we're ****ed. Mr ED i hope your teeth get knocked the **** out. No more swearing now i ******* promise.

Sniff this your honour

2006-10-10T14:10:00.000-07:00

WTF is going on? A man was locked up today for parping in court(laughing as i write this).

A suspect was slammed in the cells after he broke wind in a British court then burst out laughing about it.
Joseph Wildy let rip and refused to apologise after he had a fit of the giggles with his co-defendants on Tuesday.
However, magistrate Simon Bridge, sitting in Blackpool, on the northwest coast of England, was not amused by his interruption. He found Wildy in contempt of court and ordered him to be locked up.
He was laughing in court, that's why he was found in contempt," said a court spokeswoman.
"It was for interrupting the proceedings by laughing, and then refusing to apologise."

Silence,but fucking deadly!! Jesus what is happening.

What's that smell? Oh **** it's me again.

2006-10-10T13:44:00.000-07:00

Every day i feel like i have taken a shower underneath a hose of running shit.
This is because i work for a company that is soo ******* full of ******* ****heads,constantly splurting **** out of their **** infested gobs.
Worse than that is that the managers in charge of these ******* ****heads must be ******* immune to the smell of **** coming from their mouths every time they open them.

Let me tell you all something about my ******* company. They are wank! Sorry but they are.
This industry i am employed in is in it's worst state ever. Forget about blaming that ******* **** Maggie Thatcher.
This company had a chance to make some positive differences and changes.
But what did they do? I'll tell you. They ****** it up royally.
You ******* toy town *****.

Beckham of the Baize

2006-10-10T13:35:00.000-07:00

He was quite a ladies man was Paul Hunter. But best of all he was a terrific snooker player.

He had battled a rare form of stomach cancer for almost 18 months. Just to show how much he was respected on the curcuit his fellow professionals lobbied to the powers that be that Paul's World ranking of 34 be frozen until he was fit enough to return.

When i turned on Sky sports Newsthis morning at 6am i was genuinely saddened to hear of his death.

Like Paul , i am also a Yorkshireman (slight coincidence i know)
Like Paul i am married
Also like Paul i have a very young child. He left a 10 month old baby girl.
This saddened me alot , especially the kid.
I will try Faye i promise. Just in my own time.
God bless Paul and all the best to your family.

Mr Blonde

2006-10-06T11:52:00.000-07:00

In the old James Bond films there were baddies. he sat at a station calling for millions and millions. Reaping fear throughout the whole universe. Imagine this people. A 7 month old boy,blonde hair,au fait with desktops,familiar with currency , nourishement and din dins. Well this is my boy.Just take a peek.Irresistable,if i dare say myself.

Chairman

2006-10-06T11:46:00.000-07:00

There's a new Chairman of the board.Alex is here to stay.Apparently he means business.just look at the relaxed management face. God i hope Faye and I don't get sacked!!!!

FLOODS

2006-10-05T12:25:00.000-07:00

Tonight it's all come back. Tonight Faye and Alex are in Doncaster. A wonderful gesture made by my amazing wife. A quiet time i thought. A time where i had peace. A moment alone.Peace and quiet. Wrong! Tonight has been horrible for so many different reasons, Firstly because it's my first evening alone without my family and secondly i've just had so many memories come flooding back.
My time alone has really been spent casting my mind back whilst listening to music.Wow music really is so special you know. I remember so many important things. I miss my mamma. I don't think that i have missed her as much as i do now.No matter what song i play it only reminds me of her. I think that's pretty good.Queens silver jubilee springs out. My son's pictures on the wall make my smile.God he's everything. My wife.How i worried about her and the journey she took today with Alex. Proud is an understatement Faye. I adore you. I have realised that i am far from perfect and i need to change so many things. David , my brother so very far away. time is so so very precious. I will cherish the little time that we do have together. I hold no more grudges mate.What i have come to terms with more than anything else is that i cannot be here forever. It's very hard,you try it,especially with a family as wonderful as mine.

LITTLE PORKER

2006-09-21T11:51:00.000-07:00

Well my cracking son now weighs in at 17lb 9 and a half oz. He's everything i ever wished for. He is such a happy contented baby. He sleeps 10-11 hours a night.He eats well.He poos even better.
We just had a holiday in Newquay. It was amazing. A short blog this one.

POLLY PUT THE KETTLE ON

2006-09-21T11:22:00.000-07:00

So much has happened since my last blog,which was ages i know.

My amazing mamma(Grandma) passed away last month. She was very poorly and never suffered in the end. It was still a massive shock to know that i wouldn't see her again after that fateful last visit at DRI.Alex and Faye and i went down on the sunday after i finished nights. We got there and got the news she wasn't very good.
To cut a long story short my mam asked her if she was ok to see all 3 of us.When she returned i was delighted to hear"yes son go on in". When i did go in i was heartbroken to see how unwell she looked. She could barely breathe.
The day passed bywith the wonderful personality of my very young son cheering up all and sundry in the family room(i was so glad he was here with me". She tried putting this claustriphobic oxygen mask around her head.It was her only hope of surviving.An hour or so passed.
Then it came.Bad news.Nothing more could be done.
How do you try to explain a feeling that totally outreaches devastation? That was me,that was all of us.I looked to Alex for innocent smiles.He didn't fail.
"Mam can we see her one more time?" I knew it was the last.I knew it.
Back mam came with a nod and a quick"yes".
In we went.My heart broke a thousand times seeing this strong and respectful woman, who helped shape me into who i am today , now looking like there was no more in the tank. Then that self sadness disappeared with a bit of solice. She tried to stay with us all to the very end. I felt quite happy.
I told her i loved her,as did Faye. But what did i take comfort from that afternoon. Well it's something i will never stop remembering. Mamma reached out her fragile hand for alex.He too reached out.She squeezed his little fingers and he gave her the longest smile i had ever seen him give.
I said goodbye and out i went feeling something i have never felt before.True sadness but a great sense of understanding. I can't explain it. Some of you may know what i am referring to.
The funeral went well as did the wake. Family i never met in ages and some i never met.
I decided i wanted to talk at the Crem. Bad idea when i initially stood up. I took me forever to compose myself.Just a few tissues is all i need , i thought.Wrong.All gone in no time.Swallowed snot and tears and just spoke memories. Then something wierd happened . This is how it went:
" i know you don't usually do this sort of thing at funerals but if you would all like to join me in saying 3 CHEERS FOR MAMMA,HIP HIP hooray,HIP HIP,hooray-tearful now-HIP HIP hooray"
With that a sigh.Retook my seat and the rest is history.
All i want to say Mamma is i loved you every second of my life. I never held as much respect for anybody as i did for you and i know some amazing people. I miss you and whether it be in heaven or Great Yarmouth i know we'll talk again and that you'll see my son all grown up just like your little Andrew.
PS WHEN I DO SEE YOU ,STICK THE KETTLE ON.

2006-04-19T10:02:00.000-07:00

IN CELEBRATION OF 09/03

Many years ago,well 1945 to be exact, a member of my family tragically lost his life whilst serving his country in the 2nd World War. He was my Grandma's Dad. Serjeant Alfred Mumberson.

Pre Alex i did used to think about the sacrifices he and his generation made for us but i tend to think about him a bit more. This is because my son Alex was born on the same day Alfred was killed. Coincidence i here you mutter but what chances would you get from a bookies on my son being born on the same day as his Great-Great Grandfather? Puts it into perspective hey.

I have just come into possession of a book,kindly given to me by my Grandma called a distant drum written by CAPT J PEREIRA. The Cap was the Coldstream Guards' 5th Btn's Intelligence officer. The same Btn Alfred was part of. My Grandma has informed me that in the latter part of the book an ambush takes place on behalf of our Nazi colleagues and the words" Are you ok Alf?" are spoke. She says she isn't sure if they are referring to the same Alf but it's enough to bring back those memories,enough to make her not read on.Alfred was killed during the battle of Rhineland,one of the most un-necessary and brutal battles to ever take place. The securing of this region along with the bridge was imperritive and unfortunately many lives perished. He is now buried in one of the Commonwealth War Graves situated in Reichswald Forest War Cemetry Germany. Consequently i have now made a promise to 3 people , my Grandmother , my son and myself. I will take my son (and hopefully my Grandma) to see Alfreds place of rest once Alex is old enough to appreciate the sacrifices made by Alfred and millions of others , sacrifices made so bravely and without a 2nd thought for their own wellbeing so that i can be sat here now writing this tribute.

Well Alex is 6 weeks old tomorrow and wow what a bonzer!! Today he weighs in at 10lb 8oz and he seems to be growing so well. It's amazing how events can turn your life around so drastically. My brother David seems happy with his "new friend" and my friend Roy is finding life hard on his own after parting from his wife and son. all i have to say is whatever life holds for you or wherever life takes you,rest assured the journey is something to remember.

ALEX JAY HANNAN

2006-03-11T08:20:00.000-08:00

Well here is is after 24hrs of Faye's unbelievable labour, my son has arrived in this tainted,biggoted world. If he and his generation have any chance of survival then his mum and dad need to let go of bygones and concentrate on the future!!!
The world today may suck , it might be filled with hatred and racism but my boy Alex Jay will change all of that, change all of that for me and his mum.
Alex my son you will find wisdom from people who shout and scream at you. They'll poke, prod and touch you.They'll unwrap presents bought for you. They'll shout and ball at you. But most of all my son they'll worship the very ground that you will eventually walk upon.

MY BOY ALEX I LOVE YOU FOREVER

Just incase anybody thought i forgot , Faye you are my hero. A star that now shines forever in my soul. A true brave spirit. I adore you.

What a year

2005-12-31T09:19:00.000-08:00

Pictures hold so much more than any spoken word or any stored memory, So much more for this year, so so much more.
2006 and a baby boy awaits.
Love to all who know me and love to my beautiful Faye most of all.

Facist Regime.

2005-12-24T03:35:00.000-08:00

Read this latest joke.
Merry Christams all whether you're english or not. This is from my fave website again via e-mail.

Folks
As it is the season of festivities and merriment we thought we'd bring you something from possibly the biggest joke in England.
Please find below a letter from John Prescott's Office. It is a reply to a complaint of discrimination against the English community. Notice how he doesn't actually address the core complaint that the person feels discriminated against but instead merely tackles the actual terminology that the person uses ie: the fact that there is, according to him, no such nationality as English and therefore it is impossible for them to be discriminated against. This is a tactic the PC'ers use all the time. Remember when someone said that they believed we were being "flooded" by immigration. The Labour Party never addressed the point raised about uncontrolled immigration but instead only argued that using the word "flooded" was inflammatory. As for the point he makes about the Census form, if everyone born in the United Kingdom is British why is there a tick box for everything apart from English, and that includes tick boxes for both Scottish and Irish. I wonder if he'd dare tell the Scots, Welsh or Irish that there is no such nationality as Scottish, Welsh or Irish? No he wouldn't. There is only one group of people on the whole planet that he would dare say it to and that, my friends, is us lot.
The response, from one of our subscribers, to the fat Welsh one's comments are below the letter. If you are around London way, right at the bottom of this e-mail are also details of "A Celebration of the New Year mixing ancient seasonal customs with contemporary festivity." And best of all IT'S FREE.
Hope you all have a great Christmas and New Year.

Now read my response

You what? No such nationality as English?So where does the English language come from?Tell me this Prescott you fat fucking British twat. Who's in the same World Cup Group next summer with Paraguay, Sweden and Trinidad and Tobago?Scotland? Wales? Britain?No you lardy arsed twat it's The ENGLISH!! Always in my heart.Are our own kind now actually believing the shit that non English people are saying about us. GRRRRRRRRRRRR For fucks sake i am ENGLISH because i was born in England like the the Welshman is Welsh as he was strangely enough born in Wales. When are these jumped up facist bastards going to realise this.While political correctness always takes the front seat in everybodies lives we seem to forget about the floods of immigrants seeking asylum through the back door.Take them in , feed them, clothe them and even give the sponging foreign bastard £2,000 to buy a car, which won't have tax insurance etc etc etc etc.Wake up England, wake the fuck up now cos soon enough SHE'S gonna call soon and alert Englishmen and women England will need. Feel free to leave ANY comments whatsoever at the above page.
Englis4eva

Andy

You EVIL BASTARD

2005-12-22T11:00:00.000-08:00

Three-month-old Toga went missing from Amazon World on the Isle of Wight on Saturday night.
Zoo staff have spent the day searching for Toga after reports the penguin had been dumped at Portsmouth dockyard in a plastic bag
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/4548930.stm

These were comments made today after little Toga was stolen 5 days ago from a zoo on The Isle Of Wight.

You FUCKING SICK BASTARD!!

You rang GMTV after learning that the poor thing would die if he never got mum and dad's love and nourishment.He's a baby you scummy twat. To me you are on a level par with that murderous , cowardly fucking evil **** Huntley. How can you do this. WHY? WHY?

You are evil personified. I hate you i want you to suffer.

A little strong you may think. But i love animals. God what an atrocity. I'm lost for words. I hope you're fucking heart stops beating you bastard. A nation agrees with me on this .
Evil fucker. Sorry for swearing mam but this has done it for me.

Where's Cilla?

2005-12-21T02:42:00.000-08:00

Surprise Surprise. Wait, where's Cilla?
Doh!
I never had a scooby doo. Not even the slightest notion that my friends and family had managed to keep summat from me!! From me!!
As i said yesterday i was off for a few ales as it was my 30th birthday.
Well imagine my surprise when Mick said to me upon entering the shoes " I'll let you go in 1st Andy, you can treat me".
I thought , wooooah mick it's my birthday, but never said anything so just went in.
Went in looked around,saw me mam,saw roy,ann,spence and lorraine and thought what are they doing here?
Doh.
They got me. they did me. Colin, john,kev,roy,spence,lorraine,ann,bill and his missus,mam,bruce,sandra , mick,mark and of course faye. Oh and not forgetting Lucy and Carl , who did a damn fine karaoke. There were pictures plastered all over the place.
I sang , then lucy sang, then i sang again and again and again. I thought bollocks to it's it's my birthday and if i want to look like a village idiot then this is the stage to do it. I think i nailed The Darkness' I believe in a thing called love!!
I was still gobsmacked at the end of the night. I hope kev's ok he was spewing his ring up outside on our way home, ewwwwww.
Spence and Lorraine bought me Freddie's autobiography, there were also a few cards which were signed by quite a few people, that meant more to me than anything else really , except the party of course.

Thanks everyone, i thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Oh,what are you all doing in 10 years yesterday?

Creaky Old Twat!!

2005-12-20T10:11:00.000-08:00

So today i'm 30 and feck do i know it. I play 5 a side footy and i haven't played for nearly 2 weeks. Both ankles are shot to bits as are my heels and my right thigh

( hears the knackers yard calling)

The cat just scratched my finger as we were playing and Faye reckons it's cos i'm now old. Well, has it got nothing to do with the fact that she's a cat Faye?

Anyway i suppose today is the oldest i've felt in a while .

So to celebrate Andy style i'm off down the local alehouse to get rather tipsy, at 29 i would've got completely wankered. Guess that shows you how much more mature i am, i can use posh words for the same outcome.

Oh and my fecking hair is receding . Payback for all the Bruce pisstakes i reckon.

Moving on

2005-12-15T13:05:00.000-08:00

People can be so ungrateful especially young kids.
Recently at football it dawned on me how lucky some of the boys are to have both parents at football. Some may even be seperated or divorced but most still come to training or to the matchday. One lad moaned that he was a bit upset because his Dad couldn't come much and basically had to put up with his mum. This dad i spoke to about 2 months ago. God what anice bloke he is. He expressed sheer disappointment in not being able to watch his son as he has to work Saturdays and even more so now the little one wants a fancy holiday.
I told him, oh bollocks to it. I told Jordan that he was very lucky to have both his mum and dad around and proceeded to explain my early life. He said he was very sad for me which meant quite alot coming from such a young impressionable boy as i knew he really meant it.
time is a great healer and i want " you all" to know that yes i'm still a bit hurt by it all but i don't hold any grudges i just get a bit sad when i hear things like this http://www.jcbsong.co.uk/jcbvideo.asp as i know that i could've,could've missed out on something , then i think back to how much of a close family we were, just the 3 of us and reckon i didn't really miss out on that much after all.
The song does tug at the heart-strings a bit though.

Take a listen

Keane To Get Back

2005-12-15T11:05:00.000-08:00

Well he always said he would. True to his word he has.
You are missed already Roy. Ferguson you're a complete fucking twat on this one, no arguments. You're a stupid idiot.
Best of luck Keano, and get stuck in son!!

DIE YOU BASTARD

2005-12-15T10:41:00.000-08:00

I just watched a piece on Robert Mugabe the leader of Zimbabwe on the BBC whilst eating spag boll a la Faye. The man makes me sick he's a murderous, dictator who thinks nothing of his fellow man.
Rant and rave i could but take a look at this http://mugabe.netfirms.com/index.htm Is this actually his own website? Judge for yourself it's a laugh either way.
The fucking daft twat even has a hate list. #1 is our very own Tony Blair the colonialist.
Mugabe hates whites who hate him and hates blacks who hate him, thats alot of fucking human beings people.
Mugabe DIE YOU BASTARD. I wish you had to queue for hours just to get money from the bank just to buy a loaf of bread. I wish it had been you who was savagely beaten to death defending your land and farm and i wish it was you Mugabe whose body was riddled with disease,maybe then and only then may you realise what it is your fellow man is actually feeling towards you. It's not hate. Hate on a scale1 to 10 . These people are at the very top of that.
Perhaps an uprising is just around the corner.

Blair , he's not that well liked over here but i truly hope that one day he see's the sense and decides that you must DIE YOU BASTARD!!!!

Now you've gone and done it

2005-12-09T10:57:00.000-08:00

here's my entry at my fave website.
http://www.htmlgear.tripod.com/guest/control.guest?u=wearetheenglish&i=1&a=view

Mr Allen,
Where do i start and how do i say it?Racist? Are you for real? My flag , our flag, England's flag. Jesus f*****g christ what were you thinking?Someone takes offence to one expressing how proud he is to be English. Well i agree with many, sorry millions. If you don't like my flag f**k off. If you take offense to my language , f**k off,if you don't care for my English way of life , f**k off, if it hurts your feelings when i sing God Save The Queen , f**k off,if you hate your kids learning English history and English Religious Education at school then do this, pull your child out of my English school and f**k off. I am not proud of myself for using offensive language but if that offends you then, yeah , you've guessed it, f**k off.
ENGLISH TILL I DIE.ENGLISH BY BIRTH AND ENGLISH BY THE GRACE OF GOD, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!

Andy

A tad strong perhaps but for f**ks sake i can't take it lying down anymore, time to go ballistic.

Getting pissed off now!

2005-12-09T10:27:00.000-08:00

Here is a quote from one of my favourite websites, http://www.wearetheenglish.com/store/main.html . Is there any wonder were in a right 2 and 8? Read on .

Did you know that Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland have their own Parliaments or Assemblies that deal with their own domestic issues and run along side the UK parliament?
Scottish, Welsh and Irish MP's sitting at Westminster do not handle their countries own domestic affairs; they are handled by there own assemblies and parliaments. They are at Westminster to vote on national issues such as defence, foreign policy etc with everything else they vote on being concerned with English domestic issues.
The English people are being partly represented by people who have no interest in protecting the rights and culture of England and the English people. It is simply not fair. Why would a Scottish MP table a motion, vote for a policy or lend support to a motion that would increase spending or services in England, when in doing so it may lesson the money or adversely affect the services his constituents receive in Scotland. They have a say in governing us, but we have no say what so ever in how they are governed. This government's devolution policy has been badly thought out and is incomplete, with the English once again being expected to keep quiet and accept things.
We need our own parliament to stand up for the rights of the English people and to run along side the UK parliament at Westminster; as the Welsh, Scottish and Irish already have. You cannot complain about things unless you are prepared to do something about it and nothing will be done unless people are prepared to stand up and be counted.

now i just recieved an e-mail , read on ,

Who the hell does Martin Allen think he is? Maybe the black players who were offended would like to go back to where they came from (they can't have been born here!) and maybe they would like to take Martin Allen with them. No one is keeping them here. If they find us all so offensive they are free to leave at any time. The thing that gets me about this story is that things have got so bad in this country with political correctness that the Oldham manager, who is supposed to be on our side is also talking a complete load of rubbish!

Comments Made By Brentford FC manager (what a fool)
Brentford FC manager Martin Allen said "If we see it again at our ground I will find the person responsible and burn it in front of him. There is no room for it in society or in football."But what could he be talking about? Yes folks, you've guessed it someone's having a pop at our flag again.
A WAR of words has broken out between soccer club bosses after a fan unfurled a St Georges flag with the words "Born in England Live in England Die in England ."Brentford manager Martin Allen said he felt the words on the flag were racially offensive.He spoke out after his side's FA cup match against Oldham Athletic at Boundary Park . Two weeks ago the same flag was flown when Oldham played Brentford in a league match at Griffin Park and police ordered it be taken down.The flag has now been banned from the ground while an investigation takes place.Mr Allen explained the London club has a number of black players in the squad who took great offence at the message.ComplaintHe said: "Sadly, very sadly, that flag has racist undertones and we made a complaint about it then."Although it was removed it came back out again near the end of the game and nothing was done about it."It made it a difficult afternoon."If we see it again at our ground I will find the person responsible and burn it in front of him."There is no room for it in society or in football."Following its reappearance in Oldham he complained to club officials who promised to look into the situation.But Oldham manager Ronnie Moore, said: "How can that be racist? Maybe if it was being flown at a match inWales or Scotland it could be considered racist but I can't see how that it is racist here - I don't know what he's going on about."We have foreign and black players on our team and none of them said anything or complained to me."A spokesman from the Commission for Racial Equality, said: "Flying the St Georges flag is not viewed as racist, but racism in football and racist comments directed against players and fans should not be tolerated."

Now read my reply,

Dear Sir/madam,

How the hell can the St George flag with the words "Born in England Live in England Die in England " be percieved as racist?
I myself was born in England ( and proud too) , i live in England and when i do eventually die i hope that in England it'll be.

In a very racist world we now live ,but come on Martin Allen ,don't jump on the bandwagon , think about it man!!

You can interpret the slogan on the flag in which ever way you wish but i percieve it to be from one who is proud of his homeland.
He need not apologise for that. I reckon it's MA who should be apologising to all Englishmen and women for abusing his position in the media to rant awful, hypocritical waffle.I mean for gods sake it's Germany 2006 soon, think of all the anti-English , yes i said it, anti - English people who'll complain when my car is plastered in red and white.Do i care? Yeah i suppose i do but hey, get my flag and burn it infront of me MA , i dare ya, i really really dare ya.

bubye

I'm not racist by the way. I hate racists.

Brothers In Arms

2005-11-25T05:11:00.000-08:00

Congratulations Dave on getting your GC.

Lets hope the Brothers In Arms have more moments like the one's above. I miss you Dave

Up's and Down's. Highs and Lows

2005-11-18T11:28:00.000-08:00

Well where do i begin? How about yesterday, yeah that seems good. Well it was around 1115 and my eyes welled up , around the same time as today but we'll come to that later.

Faye is carrying a boy. For those of you who don't really know what i'm talking about then let me tell you.

Faye is my wife. She is pregnant. We paid to find out what the sex of the baby is. It's a boy. I am over that moon so much that right now i can't see heaven if i look back.

A girl? I would be equally happy ( minus the periodical mood swings!!), sorry Faye.

To say i am overjoyed is an understatement. My emotions ran wild yesterday afternoon.
I thought of my Granda ( not mispelled) my mam,David, my own chequered past and even of my biological father.

Imagine this people. You're 5 yrs old, outside it's snowing really heavily and you love snow sooooooooo much. It happens to be Christmas eve , you can't sleep, you want to see that sleigh with Rudolph at the helm. You know that in that sleigh lies the most important thing in your life, your present. Your brother is beside you feeling the same wild emotions that you are. Surely containment is not an option. It's now 6 am and waking your mam up is the answer. BANG!!! It's here .Presents, tears, cuddles, uncontrolable fits of laughter. WOW i love Christmas.

Fast Forward to now.

Ever felt like that?

I feel like that now , all i have to do is wait. Wait till March 8th next year. I can see it you know, me holding my very own son in my arms, not so tight that i restrict him but just enough to let him know that i will never ever leave him, not even for heaven cos right now and hopefully for a few years yet my heaven will live on in my very own legacy.

Roy's gone!!!

Roy Keane that is. He's left UTD. Numb or what. Kicks, punches,agression,bollockings,outspoken views,leadership,skinhead haircuts,injuries,autobiogrophies,suspensions,heartaches,more spats, on and off the field. Shall i go on?

Again for you lot who don't know me from Adam then let me tell you this. I grew up on football.
God only knows where it came from. I had my share of trials for clubs ( another sob story). I still to this very day play. I know what it takes to make it. By God Roy Keane had it.

For one i have nothing but respect for Roy. I still to this day dream of playing , wishing that Keano was my midfield back up. He has had so many bust ups with so many different people , on and off the pitch. Like i said i respect him. He has never ever backed down from anything. A small lad from Ireland who got turned down by so many for being too small to play football turned out to be ( in my eyes) the most inspirational football player this island has ever seen.

Viera should've learned his lesson over the years. Did he? Did he f***?
Cross Roy and woe be tide twatface.

Turin with that skinhead. Remember? Do you know what i'm refering to?

No. who cares. I have my memories of the hardest , most outspoken , most influential footballer in my lifetime. Forget Maradonna, Henry, Zidane, Platini. They had/have flair only. Flair is great to watch, don't get me wrong but what fires me up? Seeing my 9 year old kids on a Saturday get stuck in like little Roy Keanes'. Back up is in the form of me, a worshipper of my hero, Mr Roy Keane.

I love you Faye and i love you son though you don't know it yet.

Love

DAD!!!!!!

There's only 1 team in Yorkshire!!!!!

2005-10-29T13:51:00.000-07:00

This is the Official Emblem of my home town Football team, Doncaster rovers. Times had been pretty shitty from about 1998 to 2003. The old Chairman Ken Richardson sold my club down the river. He had 3 Geordie scallies torch the ground because the Council wouldn't sell him it , sour fucking grapes or what. We must've had at least 5 managers that season ending in relegation from the Football league to the shit pit conference. 2 Yrs later we got a saviour. His name is John Ryan. Now for those of you who aren't aware who Melinda Messenger is i shall tell you. She was a Sun Page 3 Girl ( quite a large pair cyril , i say quite a large pair, ooo er missus). John Ryan owned a plastic surgery company. He paid for her op. So Donnys' hero is a plaggy surgeon. Who gives a shit what he is!!
With his money and the managing of Dave Penny Donny made it made back into the FL via a very tense play off.
Next season all us Donny fans wanted was to stay up. We only went and battered every team . We were champions!!! Holy f*****g god knows what!!!
Cue this season. We are now in the old 2nd Division, LEAGUE ONE.

We got a huge draw in the 1st round of the Carling cup against Manchester City ( Premier League). We only beat them on penalties. 2nd round i'm now praying for a mighty club to get us. We get Gillingham!!! ( huge sigh). We beat them 2-0 last Wednesday.
Guess what? The 3rd round draw was earlier this morning.

AND????

We only got Aston Villa at home ( get up off the floor Andy)

Bring on the Villa.
Prediction?

2-0 Donny.

Real prediction ok ok.

Rovers win after Extra time.

I LOVE YOU DONNY AND I LOVE YOU ROVERS!!!!!!!!!

PS the unsung heroes in all of this are 2 brothers who have never tried hogging any of the limelight. Doncasters very own Snodin Brothers. Penney called and you both came!!

Takes humble bow to Ian and Glyn.

Like i said i love my Town.

AWWWWW HOW SWEET

2005-10-26T13:10:00.000-07:00

Take a look at America's newest singin sensation " Prussian Blue".
They are 13 year old twins Lynx & Lamb Gaede.
They play the violin and guitar. Something then hit me about the picyure i was looking at in thesun.co.uk . The T Shirts had smiley Adolf Hitler faces on them!!! WTF???
Well apparently they sing about all sorts of things. Teenage angst, boys,school ya know the normal stuff they should be singing about. Hell no. They sing about Rudolf Hess. The song is called sacrifice and in turn the lyrics describe "EVIL" Hess as " a man of peace" who " wouldn't cease to give his loyalty to our cause".
Their mother took them out of normal school at an early age and basically shoved her redneck nazi facist morals down her sweet daughters throats.
Talented and special some say. Scary as fuck say i!!
Lynx told ABC news " We want to stay white. We don't want to be,you know, a big muddle.We want to preserve our race".
Ok for starters it isn't a race of many. It's called the Human Race. It's not the straw chewing , incest infested, archaic klu klux, jarwolling race of fucking hillbillys race.

DEEP BREATHS ---------- count to ten.

Only in America. A place i have recently been to and my what a place. It was an unbelievable experience. The Gaede Twins however give the heart and soul of America's kind and good natured people a massive uphill struggle. How can a country be so divided??
Here in England we have the Nth Sth divide ( get to f**k you cockney wankers!!! ha ha ) .
Racial tension is definately getting more, well , tense. Birmingham saw rioting between Asians and Caribbeans. There's the 7/7 bombings in London. I know from my own personal experiences her in flatasfuckland that it's getting worse. I think we'll leave that one well alone!!

( Gives pat on own back)

So how long will it be before some anti-nazi group murder these 2 young girls for only believing in what their Guardian in life truthfully ( from her scummy point of view) brought them up on.
I hope you rot in fucking hell April Gaede and get ********** ( <<<<< naughty word) by a very well endowed black man on the way.

While we're at it here's my Top 5 of people i don't care too much for

In a Tony Blackburn or Jimmy Saville voice,

1) The man with the same initials as me ( no relation) Adolf Hitler.

2) The so called iron lady , now a baroness who never found it strange that her son Mark was exchanging scud missiles and sea to air heatseakers with friends in between eating butterfly buns and cheesey scones on his 11th birthday, It's Maggie Thatcher.

3) The man who co-orchestrated the downfall of the Coal Mines/Pits in England with the above named c**t One of the worlds best double agents, Arthur ( You scabby bastard ) Scargill.

4) This isn't one person, it's many and he shall be known as "Mr Terrorist".

5) The Jackass of all Jackasses. George W Bush. If it wasn't for you England would never have gone to Iraq. 7/7 Would never have happened. Even further back ( sorry for this David) if you hadn't have made it possible for 911 to have gone ahead ( i know you had some part in that you fucking bastard) then none of these things would've happened.

I'm here all week!!!!

French F**K UP

2005-10-24T12:55:00.000-07:00

So do you wanna see an absolutely unbelievable penalty miss? click on http://home.skysports.com/broadband.asp?showclip to see robert Pires massive ballsup
( one word)

Captain Sensible

2005-10-24T12:23:00.000-07:00

Remember Rooney getting sent off for sarcasticly clapping the Referee after recieving a yellow card??

Well not long after Rooney proceeded to tell Captain Dave Beckham to FUCK OFF after he got sent off again for England. Apparently DB bollocked him and told him that this behaviour was not allowed on a football field. In appreciation Rooney went to the Bernabeau to watch DB and allegedly to offer an olive branch.
News had it that all went well until Captain fucking Sensible got sent off last night for sarcastically applauding the Referees' decision.

Nice one Dave you fucking knobend!!

My 2 favourite hated

2005-10-24T10:35:00.000-07:00

#1

Ok ,so for those of you who don't know me let me tell you. I am 1 of two brothers brought up by a single parent mother ( sorry with help from my amazing grandmother - mamma) in a pit village in South Yorkshire. In BENTLEY there was an infestation of a group that i used to call GYPO'S. The gypo's were mainly pretty ok. I went to school with a family of them who lived a stones throw away. For this story i shall refer to them as the SMITHS!!!!!.
Now the smiths consisted of Brenda ( the mum) , can't remeber dads' name, Paul ( a year younger than britblogger), Marion ( 2 yrs older than me and as hard as fuck) and the twins ( my age) Philip and Tony). Now whenever any physical confrontation occured then i am afraid to say that the individual was not allowed to fight his or hers' own battles. It was at best a free for fucking all. These individuals were about as hard as wet fucking snow but because of that they stuck into anyone no matter what, AS A FUCKING FAMILY I KID YOU NOT!!!
So family is good i hear you say , ok it is but why not let your brother or sister fight their own battles. FUCKING PUSSIES!!!. I can go on and on and on and on about gypo's as Doncaster was once the Gypo capital of Britain.

I hate Gypo's.

#2

I was 17 at the time and me and my friends had just been to our local , The Good Companions.
We had got tanked up and were on a mission to the mecca of nightlife. TOWN. I had had a few ales and could put quite a bit away then ( stop sniggering David). We were on our way to the nightclub on Silver Street ( can i hell remember the name of it then, maybe The Ritzy) when we were walking past The Danum Hotel. I somehow managed to almost swallow my cigarette and basically coughed my guts up. Unbeknowing to me there was aPolice riot Van only a few yards away. I coughed and spluttered but continued my 20 Mtr walk from the Danum to The Ritzy.
We queued up dying to get in cos it was freezing outside when all of a sudden a Police Van screeched to a halt right outside the queue. One of the occupents jumped out his side like his life was depending on it and suddenly came at me!! . What the fuck!!! He grabbed me and i shit you not , by the throat and physically dragged me to the back of the Van. He asked me if i thought i was hard cos i had made pig type noises when i walked past " his motor"!!!

I told him these words which will live with me forever, " i have done nowt wrong so leave me alone". Not horrible to live with but if i had my strength now then this is how it would've gone. " Get your filthy fucking trotting nazi hands off me you scummy facist racist pig c**t".
He proceeded to tighten his more strong grip and threw me to the kerbs edge. My mates deserted me, the bouncer told me to " fuck off". I went home pissed off as fuck.

I now hate Gypo's and Pigs. sorry i'll rephrase that for you Porky and Babe. I HATE COPPERS.

Now i have just come to learn that a person i know was shot at by a Gypo. The Police came and did absolutely FUCKING NOWT except shit their fucking Alan Whickers. I hate Gypos' for being a menace to society. But i hate the Scum even more for letting them.

Anyhoo todays' been a good day, I've been decorating. Faye's tummy is bigger and i still can't wait.

Mam i have just realised that you never knew about that. Sorry i never told you or Bruce but i had to deal with it myself. I felt pretty ashamed even though i did nothing wrong. Now you know why i curse them.

Sorry.

Not guilty? Still an idiot !!!

2005-10-19T20:24:00.000-07:00

When will they ever learn their lesson? All the wealth , money and fame that the modern footballer gets today and they still can't behave. Okay so he may not be guilty of raping a girl as alleged on the 1st October in a posh Penthouse suite of a London Hotel.
Just recap a minute. The Beckhams' lives are subjected to horrible slurs and lies daily.
George Best travels and drinks down his local.
Roy Keane goes to a club , gets a drink thrown over him.
Rio can't be arsed to turn up for a drugs test ( must be his shit fucking hairdo blurring his brain).
Lee Hughes ( ex West Brom ) kills a motorist in a RTA and then runs off!!!
Maradonna shoots at police outside his home while high on crack ( i hate you for Mexico '86 you fat fucking twat).
David Pleat gets spotted kerb crawling.
Bowyer and Woodgate kick 10 bells of shit outta Asian in Leeds after getting wankered.
Sven dicks anything with a pulse ( I wish he'd fuck Peter Crouch................... OFF!!!! )
etc , etc , etc
See a pattern forming do we. Fuck yes i say. All these people and many many more not mentioned have in some way or another put themselves in the spotlight.
These are people who earn unbelievable amounts of money. Imagine you're sat at home. You have trained 3 times this week, played a Premiership game at home in front of 66k people.
You know that the press will batter your ringpiece all over the morning news if you go out on the lash.
Do you,,
A) Say " Fuck this for a game of soldiers i'm off down the boozer".
B) Stay in and beat the meat to the " clapping sound" of your national anthem.
C) Get some beer in from the local offy , watch a game and go to bed dreaming of singing the National anthem at the New Wembley
OR DO YOU
D) Go to an Expensive hotel ( not anywhere near your destination thus risking the wrath of your manager) pick up 2 girls ( they're goldiggers Christiano!!!) and bang their brains out with your Portugese love truncheon knowing that if one of them so much as breaks a nail on your spotty face then she'll see you in Court resulting in the Gaffer scoffing on your balls again.

I like B I like B.
If you answered A you need to get a life.
If you answered B then this shows that you have national pride but wank far too much .
If you answered C then Wey Hey you're the 1st sensible footballer.
If you answered D then " Oh fuck Christiano , if you get off with Rape charges Fergie will be waiting at Old Trafford to ship your skinny arse back to Lisbon.

Either way sonny you're FUCKED!!!

My day!!

2005-10-14T19:41:00.000-07:00

This is how my day goes.

Alarm clock wakes me up ( and Faye too sometimes)

Cats meeeeow like feck outside waiting for Daddy to feed them lucious tasting dry biscuits.
Walk downstairs, flick on kettle feed babies!!
Drink coffee and smoke a tab at the back door.
Wash body,hair and nether regions.
Get dressed.
Go to work.

Damn forgot toilet visit . That comes after coffee and smoke. ( without fail as regular as clockwork)

Arrive at work. ( long pause- just remembered i am on bastard call!!!)
Work with some really good people( Grumpy, Cazzer , Ariel, Mrs Johnson and Steak 'n Sidley( that's what i said diddle i) to name a few.
Deal with a few eejots too who spend most of their time trying to get out of doing any work.
Slight diversion........
There are 5 types of people at my workplace.

1) People who i respect and enjoy working with
2) People who i respect
3) People who i enjoy working with
4) Wasters who take the fucking piss ( you know who you are)
5) Dinosaurus willneverchangeus cosweisfuckingmoronus! ( did you like that one Roy?)

9.30 roll lady cometh( mmmmm hot butties and coke, sorry people)
Finish work about 3ish.
Come home.
Partake in surfing the web for a bit.
Shower
Faye cooks tea ( not a bad cook at all Faye)
Telly
Bed
Alarm fucking clock again.
I do have further activities.
Wednesday evenings and Saturday mornings i help Mrs Johnson ( Spence that is) with a kiddies football team ( me loves it ) the kids are great.

WTF??

2005-10-14T07:36:00.000-07:00

Right i can't hold it in any longer!!

If i offend you or your religion then tough fucking shit sunshine. Just take a look at the picture of all these Muslims praying to God. ( If there is a God, which i think exists as much as intelligence , integrity and honesty does in the Oval Office, then i believe there's just one. Not one called Allah , Jehova, Jesus, Jimmy,or even fucking Timothy??).

After such devestation these devout people still pray to a God ( a god who must've caused the deaths- apparently he does most things, except answer twatting prayers!!) I really do envy people who show this devotion to someone they have never met, spoken to and got to know for a while and solidify a friendship into something dead special. Yeah like fuck i do. I worship only a few. Britblogger, me mam( ahhhhhh) Brucey baby chips n gravy,me Mamma and of course my wonderful wife and the baby she carries. Am i a loony? Nah, i love these people for a few reasons. They don't let any harm come to the others. If harm comes their way then protection and guidance is given. Love is endless and love we get from one another without thinking. Advice, honesty etc etc etc etc . Over my 29 yrs ( nearly 30) i have found that these are my sort of Gods. We interact with one another , share converstions , listen and respect each other. Now look at the picture again. Will these people gain solice and comfort and more importantly get any answers from their God?

I truly feel lucky that i am not part of this natural disaster in any way.
I feel truly sad that ( in my opinion) no answers or explanation from their God will ever be given as to why he ( they believe) he did this unspeakable act.

Again , i am sorry if i offended anyone ( no swearing this time), but i had to say it.

My heart goes out to all in Pakistan.

Angry Kid

2005-10-14T05:28:00.000-07:00

Has anyone ever watched Angry Kid?? Jesus Christ this is hilarious. It's a cartoon Animation about the life of a rude , crude , inquisitive kid , who's angry and has an ability to make me piss my pants every time i watch him. Wanna see?
http://brainlock.org/vids/demos08.htm
If by any chance you do not find these funny in the slightest then i suggest you check your pulse cos if you aint dead then you must have the sense of humour of a fucking fenman!! ( ooo arrr maaaate iyl be avin a guest ale!!!)

Did i just see a willy Faye?

2005-10-04T07:19:00.000-07:00

Faye had her 20 week scan brought forward last Friday.
She had her triple test and the test showed signs of posible eclampsia. This means that later on during the pregnancy the placenta may not be able to provide the baby with everything it needs for it's development. It can , if left, cause serious harm to the baby and Faye. But if caught early the baby and mother stand a great chance of being fine. At this stage it's just purely precautionary so i'm not that worried.

So , the scan. well this scan was so much more precisionary. The midwife scanned everything in more detail. The Heart ( man that was something seeing the baby's heart pump) , kidneys, spinal collumn and even electrical activity in the baby's brain. She even managed to measure the length of the baby's limbs.
however what i am 99.9% sure of is that i caught sight of possibly " another limb". As the scan moved over the tummy i am so sure i saw a little willy.
Before you say " Andy that was probably the umbilical cord" i can tell you that as the scan was taking place i kept asking, ( quite clever of me i think) is that still the umbilical cord?. I reckon she caught on to me but i never asked any direct questions so she probably respected that.

If we do have a boy i will be overjoyed. A Girl?? Just as happy, as long as my baby and Faye are healthy and able to see the joy on my face then a happy man i'll be.

If you look at the top scan then you can see my little 'un with it's head to the side , eyes showing, ( welling up again).

Finally for those of you who don't already know, our local Hospital do not tell you the sex of the baby for reasons i shall not go into.

We will however be going to a private Hospital not too far away to find this out.
In the meantime say a quiet prayer for Faye and baby, i do every day.

Ashes to Ashes

2005-09-12T22:39:00.000-07:00

Need i say anymore you convict fuckers ( sorry mam). English cricket is alive. after all these years of recieving many beatings by our Kangaroo cousins i can finally say this, WHATS THE FUCKING SCORE?? McGrath get your f***ing boat home you arrogant gloating twat. Put one of those shrimps on the barby and think what might've been. Think how it could've gone if you had've won 5-0 as you predicted. THINK AGAIN ****, my country wins againand F**k it feels grand!!!!!!!!!!!

Old and young

2005-09-12T14:52:00.000-07:00

Kev a bird has shat on yer head blue. Fatboy we just shat on you from a great height so FUCK OFF

Not A Thug??

2005-09-06T21:12:00.000-07:00

So Thierry Henry said ahead of tomorrows game that Roy Keane is not a thug. Listen here Tezza i am Utd through and through but i fear you are ill informed regarding Mr Roy. He never ever gives up, he certainly never forgets ( hey Alfie - " take that you c**t " - remember??" ) he will win the ball at all costs, he has threatened your ex captain with " We will sort this out on the pitch , tell that c**t i will have him out there if he wants some" , on live TV , ( i saw it and was willing Roy out before the game started) , stamped , studded, 2 footed tackled , punched, kicked , jabbed and even had the balls to call Captain Fucking Fantastic, ( he was roy's Captain of old- yes he was read the book) Mick McCarthy, he was " A fucking waste of space when he was a player and you're still a useless c**t as a manager now", after Roy felt that his team were given the worst of everything from training facilities to travelling.
I close on this Tezza. Tell me now you don't think that Roy the boy is a thug you f***ing idiot!!.

Kick their f***ing French heads in Roy!!!

Obvious to me!!

2005-09-05T07:07:00.000-07:00

Well it's plain to see that if anything will come of the horrible devestation in New Orleans then it'll be how the most advanced and hugely powerful America is still racially divided. Please don't tell me that Dubbya failed to act sooner and more decisively just because he's as thick as shit in a bottleneck. Dubbya may be able to poke his advanced superpowered snout into others business' but when it comes down to dealing with shit in his own back garden he again fails to deliver to a nation which just re-elected him in for another term. Maybe he doesn't give two fecks cos New Orleans has got no oil. Even Fidel Castro the sworn enemy of the US offered this Sunday to fly over 1100 doctors to assist New Orleans. He has of yet recieved no response. Iran has even pledged to help!!
Dubbya you need to realise that the human race can be giving and kind not greedy and spiteful .

The worlds richest and most feared country now needs help from those it has not.

For a nation so far in front of many others it sure is dragging it's heels in the dark ages!!

London Bomber

2005-09-01T22:37:00.000-07:00

So he works at Wilko's. Joking apart this fool was aired on some Arab television network earlier today stating how he carried out the London bombings due to the war on Iraq. Ok i can understand patriocism, ( i myself am english till i die ). But it doesn't mean that i'll strap a home made playdo bomb to my back and set it off killing not only myself but innocent others too. Muslim religion says that by taking your own life is commiting the worst of sins, to hell you go my son and i hope it's mine. By seeking retribution we are only as bad as the one before.

My advice is this. BAN ALL RELIGION. I don't have to say anymore, except that my heart goes out to everyone who died, who was injured and all the people who were affected in London on 7/7. What goes around comes around.

2005-09-01T14:37:00.000-07:00

" Right sir so that's 8 rolls of woodchip and 4 rolls of anaglypta"

Germany here Rooney and i come!!!

2005-09-01T13:43:00.001-07:00

This is Wayne rooney ,those of you who don't know him obviously don't really know jack about football. he is without a shadow of a doubt ( yes , yes i may be biased ) the most gifted and exciting young player to watch in Europe , possibly on the planet. He's that good. This Saturday we play Wales in a world cup qualifier away from home then over to Ireland to play the paddies ( me thinks the Irish will give us a great game).
I will be posting some obscene blogs on sunday after we win against the Welsh, mark my words right now Germany here Rooney and i come!!

2005-09-01T13:43:00.000-07:00

flying to Germany 2006

2005-09-01T13:34:00.000-07:00

1977 and partying started here!!

Inappropiate language

2005-09-01T09:17:00.000-07:00

I have just been " texted " off my mummy saying that i have used the word fuck twice now ( damn 3 times now). Apparently i have accumulated two huge mummy slaps in the mummy slap bank. My dearest apologies mam. From now on i shall use the word feck.

2005-08-31T21:52:00.000-07:00

So we had a bit of a storm tonight. My ears actually mother****ing popped!!! It's been hot today, as hot as lucifer on gas mark fooking 10. the thunder's pretty loud too. that's almost as loud as Faye's tummy rumbling after her chips and chinese gravy ( god her trumps smelt yesterday) This storm is that bad i am going to sign off now ( as scared a s a kiddy in a kiddyfiddlers toyshop). Bubye

http://www.amateurtransplants.com/

2005-08-31T20:38:00.000-07:00

Well guys for those of you who don't know me i am known for my humour and if you are either American, live in America or have never heard the amateur transplants take on the Jam's going underground then click on the link press number 8 and listen to LONDON UNDERGROUND.

God bless the Queen!!!!

www.amateurtransplants.com/

2005-08-30T21:56:00.000-07:00

Daddy Cool

2005-08-30T21:37:00.000-07:00

Well for those of you who don't know me my name is Andy. I'm married to Faye and we live in England ( no i'm not British ). Faye had her 1st scan today and the baby's doing well by all accounts.
The main reson that i wanted to blog on was to just keep in touch with my brother David really. He too is a blogger, a seasoned one at that may i add. So as this is my first creation, ahem, sorry second , apologies Faye and baby i will try to do better

2005-08-30T14:07:00.000-07:00

This was a time to remember from this year. you can just make me out on the right. Dave my big brother is on the left. this was taken by Faye on the Promenade in brooklyn obviously overlooking Manhattan. Good times had by all, those were the days!!!

In my hands!!

2005-08-30T13:59:00.000-07:00

I know this new baby's life is now in my hands but is this pic freaky or what? Neo has nowt on me!!!!