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My favourite talking animal Mr ED was spotted today posing as the new England football manager. This horse was clever. He could hold a pretty decent conversation. He was able to count up to and over 10. He was familiar with what was happening in the world.
So can someone tell me why that useless ****ing twat Steve McClaren is less intelligent, cannot twaddle without giving us his cheesy cruise singing crooners smile,is unable to put 10 decent English players in front of Paul Robinson and why the **** he thinks that by playing Frank Lampard will increase our chances of winning.Here's my take on it you goofy philandering ginger tosser.
Cashley Cole doesn't need any more cash.Withold his wage. Rio needs to keep his hair short.Terry can only play heroically for his bum boy Hose A. Lampard,well Lampard has no form for England.Crouch is 2nd to every ball played in the air!! Rooney needs a proper forward to play off,Shearer come back. Beckhams balls are rusty no more golden. Downing is about as attacking as a nun with a ****ing butter knife. Gerrard is out on the right flank. Neville hates scousers,so that's Stevie G ****ed then. All in all it doesn't look that rosey. A poxy draw against what i must say looked like a very good Macedonian team and tomorrow the Croats away.Unbeaten in 29 home games. I reckon we're ****ed. Mr ED i hope your teeth get knocked the **** out. No more swearing now i ******* promise.