Ashes to Ashes

Need i say anymore you convict fuckers ( sorry mam). English cricket is alive. after all these years of recieving many beatings by our Kangaroo cousins i can finally say this, WHATS THE FUCKING SCORE?? McGrath get your f***ing boat home you arrogant gloating twat. Put one of those shrimps on the barby and think what might've been. Think how it could've gone if you had've won 5-0 as you predicted. THINK AGAIN ****, my country wins againand F**k it feels grand!!!!!!!!!!!

Old and young

Kev a bird has shat on yer head blue. Fatboy we just shat on you from a great height so FUCK OFF

Not A Thug??

So Thierry Henry said ahead of tomorrows game that Roy Keane is not a thug. Listen here Tezza i am Utd through and through but i fear you are ill informed regarding Mr Roy. He never ever gives up, he certainly never forgets ( hey Alfie - " take that you c**t " - remember??" ) he will win the ball at all costs, he has threatened your ex captain with " We will sort this out on the pitch , tell that c**t i will have him out there if he wants some" , on live TV , ( i saw it and was willing Roy out before the game started) , stamped , studded, 2 footed tackled , punched, kicked , jabbed and even had the balls to call Captain Fucking Fantastic, ( he was roy's Captain of old- yes he was read the book) Mick McCarthy, he was " A fucking waste of space when he was a player and you're still a useless c**t as a manager now", after Roy felt that his team were given the worst of everything from training facilities to travelling.
I close on this Tezza. Tell me now you don't think that Roy the boy is a thug you f***ing idiot!!.

Kick their f***ing French heads in Roy!!!

Obvious to me!!

Well it's plain to see that if anything will come of the horrible devestation in New Orleans then it'll be how the most advanced and hugely powerful America is still racially divided. Please don't tell me that Dubbya failed to act sooner and more decisively just because he's as thick as shit in a bottleneck. Dubbya may be able to poke his advanced superpowered snout into others business' but when it comes down to dealing with shit in his own back garden he again fails to deliver to a nation which just re-elected him in for another term. Maybe he doesn't give two fecks cos New Orleans has got no oil. Even Fidel Castro the sworn enemy of the US offered this Sunday to fly over 1100 doctors to assist New Orleans. He has of yet recieved no response. Iran has even pledged to help!!
Dubbya you need to realise that the human race can be giving and kind not greedy and spiteful .

The worlds richest and most feared country now needs help from those it has not.

For a nation so far in front of many others it sure is dragging it's heels in the dark ages!!

London Bomber

So he works at Wilko's. Joking apart this fool was aired on some Arab television network earlier today stating how he carried out the London bombings due to the war on Iraq. Ok i can understand patriocism, ( i myself am english till i die ). But it doesn't mean that i'll strap a home made playdo bomb to my back and set it off killing not only myself but innocent others too. Muslim religion says that by taking your own life is commiting the worst of sins, to hell you go my son and i hope it's mine. By seeking retribution we are only as bad as the one before.

My advice is this. BAN ALL RELIGION. I don't have to say anymore, except that my heart goes out to everyone who died, who was injured and all the people who were affected in London on 7/7. What goes around comes around.

" Right sir so that's 8 rolls of woodchip and 4 rolls of anaglypta" 

Germany here Rooney and i come!!!

This is Wayne rooney ,those of you who don't know him obviously don't really know jack about football. he is without a shadow of a doubt ( yes , yes i may be biased ) the most gifted and exciting young player to watch in Europe , possibly on the planet. He's that good. This Saturday we play Wales in a world cup qualifier away from home then over to Ireland to play the paddies ( me thinks the Irish will give us a great game).
I will be posting some obscene blogs on sunday after we win against the Welsh, mark my words right now Germany here Rooney and i come!!

flying to Germany 2006 

1977 and partying started here!! 

Inappropiate language

I have just been " texted " off my mummy saying that i have used the word fuck twice now ( damn 3 times now). Apparently i have accumulated two huge mummy slaps in the mummy slap bank. My dearest apologies mam. From now on i shall use the word feck.