There you are

My favourite talking animal Mr ED was spotted today posing as the new England football manager. This horse was clever. He could hold a pretty decent conversation. He was able to count up to and over 10. He was familiar with what was happening in the world.
So can someone tell me why that useless ****ing twat Steve McClaren is less intelligent, cannot twaddle without giving us his cheesy cruise singing crooners smile,is unable to put 10 decent English players in front of Paul Robinson and why the **** he thinks that by playing Frank Lampard will increase our chances of winning.Here's my take on it you goofy philandering ginger tosser.
Cashley Cole doesn't need any more cash.Withold his wage. Rio needs to keep his hair short.Terry can only play heroically for his bum boy Hose A. Lampard,well Lampard has no form for England.Crouch is 2nd to every ball played in the air!! Rooney needs a proper forward to play off,Shearer come back. Beckhams balls are rusty no more golden. Downing is about as attacking as a nun with a ****ing butter knife. Gerrard is out on the right flank. Neville hates scousers,so that's Stevie G ****ed then. All in all it doesn't look that rosey. A poxy draw against what i must say looked like a very good Macedonian team and tomorrow the Croats away.Unbeaten in 29 home games. I reckon we're ****ed. Mr ED i hope your teeth get knocked the **** out. No more swearing now i ******* promise.

Sniff this your honour

WTF is going on? A man was locked up today for parping in court(laughing as i write this).

A suspect was slammed in the cells after he broke wind in a British court then burst out laughing about it.
Joseph Wildy let rip and refused to apologise after he had a fit of the giggles with his co-defendants on Tuesday.
However, magistrate Simon Bridge, sitting in Blackpool, on the northwest coast of England, was not amused by his interruption. He found Wildy in contempt of court and ordered him to be locked up.
He was laughing in court, that's why he was found in contempt," said a court spokeswoman.
"It was for interrupting the proceedings by laughing, and then refusing to apologise."

Silence,but fucking deadly!! Jesus what is happening.

What's that smell? Oh **** it's me again.

Every day i feel like i have taken a shower underneath a hose of running shit.
This is because i work for a company that is soo ******* full of ******* ****heads,constantly splurting **** out of their **** infested gobs.
Worse than that is that the managers in charge of these ******* ****heads must be ******* immune to the smell of **** coming from their mouths every time they open them.

Let me tell you all something about my ******* company. They are wank! Sorry but they are.
This industry i am employed in is in it's worst state ever. Forget about blaming that ******* **** Maggie Thatcher.
This company had a chance to make some positive differences and changes.
But what did they do? I'll tell you. They ****** it up royally.
You ******* toy town *****.

Beckham of the Baize

He was quite a ladies man was Paul Hunter. But best of all he was a terrific snooker player.

He had battled a rare form of stomach cancer for almost 18 months. Just to show how much he was respected on the curcuit his fellow professionals lobbied to the powers that be that Paul's World ranking of 34 be frozen until he was fit enough to return.

When i turned on Sky sports Newsthis morning at 6am i was genuinely saddened to hear of his death.

Like Paul , i am also a Yorkshireman (slight coincidence i know)
Like Paul i am married
Also like Paul i have a very young child. He left a 10 month old baby girl.
This saddened me alot , especially the kid.
I will try Faye i promise. Just in my own time.
God bless Paul and all the best to your family.

Mr Blonde

In the old James Bond films there were baddies. he sat at a station calling for millions and millions. Reaping fear throughout the whole universe. Imagine this people. A 7 month old boy,blonde hair,au fait with desktops,familiar with currency , nourishement and din dins. Well this is my boy.Just take a peek.Irresistable,if i dare say myself.

Chairman

There's a new Chairman of the board.Alex is here to stay.Apparently he means business.just look at the relaxed management face. God i hope Faye and I don't get sacked!!!!

FLOODS

Tonight it's all come back. Tonight Faye and Alex are in Doncaster. A wonderful gesture made by my amazing wife. A quiet time i thought. A time where i had peace. A moment alone.Peace and quiet. Wrong! Tonight has been horrible for so many different reasons, Firstly because it's my first evening alone without my family and secondly i've just had so many memories come flooding back.
My time alone has really been spent casting my mind back whilst listening to music.Wow music really is so special you know. I remember so many important things. I miss my mamma. I don't think that i have missed her as much as i do now.No matter what song i play it only reminds me of her. I think that's pretty good.Queens silver jubilee springs out. My son's pictures on the wall make my smile.God he's everything. My wife.How i worried about her and the journey she took today with Alex. Proud is an understatement Faye. I adore you. I have realised that i am far from perfect and i need to change so many things. David , my brother so very far away. time is so so very precious. I will cherish the little time that we do have together. I hold no more grudges mate.What i have come to terms with more than anything else is that i cannot be here forever. It's very hard,you try it,especially with a family as wonderful as mine.