What a year

Pictures hold so much more than any spoken word or any stored memory, So much more for this year, so so much more.
2006 and a baby boy awaits.
Love to all who know me and love to my beautiful Faye most of all.

Facist Regime.

Read this latest joke.
Merry Christams all whether you're english or not. This is from my fave website again via e-mail.

Folks
As it is the season of festivities and merriment we thought we'd bring you something from possibly the biggest joke in England.
Please find below a letter from John Prescott's Office. It is a reply to a complaint of discrimination against the English community. Notice how he doesn't actually address the core complaint that the person feels discriminated against but instead merely tackles the actual terminology that the person uses ie: the fact that there is, according to him, no such nationality as English and therefore it is impossible for them to be discriminated against. This is a tactic the PC'ers use all the time. Remember when someone said that they believed we were being "flooded" by immigration. The Labour Party never addressed the point raised about uncontrolled immigration but instead only argued that using the word "flooded" was inflammatory. As for the point he makes about the Census form, if everyone born in the United Kingdom is British why is there a tick box for everything apart from English, and that includes tick boxes for both Scottish and Irish. I wonder if he'd dare tell the Scots, Welsh or Irish that there is no such nationality as Scottish, Welsh or Irish? No he wouldn't. There is only one group of people on the whole planet that he would dare say it to and that, my friends, is us lot.
The response, from one of our subscribers, to the fat Welsh one's comments are below the letter. If you are around London way, right at the bottom of this e-mail are also details of "A Celebration of the New Year mixing ancient seasonal customs with contemporary festivity." And best of all IT'S FREE.
Hope you all have a great Christmas and New Year.

Now read my response

You what? No such nationality as English?So where does the English language come from?Tell me this Prescott you fat fucking British twat. Who's in the same World Cup Group next summer with Paraguay, Sweden and Trinidad and Tobago?Scotland? Wales? Britain?No you lardy arsed twat it's The ENGLISH!! Always in my heart.Are our own kind now actually believing the shit that non English people are saying about us. GRRRRRRRRRRRR For fucks sake i am ENGLISH because i was born in England like the the Welshman is Welsh as he was strangely enough born in Wales. When are these jumped up facist bastards going to realise this.While political correctness always takes the front seat in everybodies lives we seem to forget about the floods of immigrants seeking asylum through the back door.Take them in , feed them, clothe them and even give the sponging foreign bastard £2,000 to buy a car, which won't have tax insurance etc etc etc etc.Wake up England, wake the fuck up now cos soon enough SHE'S gonna call soon and alert Englishmen and women England will need. Feel free to leave ANY comments whatsoever at the above page.
Englis4eva

Andy

You EVIL BASTARD

Three-month-old Toga went missing from Amazon World on the Isle of Wight on Saturday night.
Zoo staff have spent the day searching for Toga after reports the penguin had been dumped at Portsmouth dockyard in a plastic bag
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/4548930.stm

These were comments made today after little Toga was stolen 5 days ago from a zoo on The Isle Of Wight.

You FUCKING SICK BASTARD!!

You rang GMTV after learning that the poor thing would die if he never got mum and dad's love and nourishment.He's a baby you scummy twat. To me you are on a level par with that murderous , cowardly fucking evil **** Huntley. How can you do this. WHY? WHY?

You are evil personified. I hate you i want you to suffer.

A little strong you may think. But i love animals. God what an atrocity. I'm lost for words. I hope you're fucking heart stops beating you bastard. A nation agrees with me on this .
Evil fucker. Sorry for swearing mam but this has done it for me.

Where's Cilla?

Surprise Surprise. Wait, where's Cilla?
Doh!
I never had a scooby doo. Not even the slightest notion that my friends and family had managed to keep summat from me!! From me!!
As i said yesterday i was off for a few ales as it was my 30th birthday.
Well imagine my surprise when Mick said to me upon entering the shoes " I'll let you go in 1st Andy, you can treat me".
I thought , wooooah mick it's my birthday, but never said anything so just went in.
Went in looked around,saw me mam,saw roy,ann,spence and lorraine and thought what are they doing here?
Doh.
They got me. they did me. Colin, john,kev,roy,spence,lorraine,ann,bill and his missus,mam,bruce,sandra , mick,mark and of course faye. Oh and not forgetting Lucy and Carl , who did a damn fine karaoke. There were pictures plastered all over the place.
I sang , then lucy sang, then i sang again and again and again. I thought bollocks to it's it's my birthday and if i want to look like a village idiot then this is the stage to do it. I think i nailed The Darkness' I believe in a thing called love!!
I was still gobsmacked at the end of the night. I hope kev's ok he was spewing his ring up outside on our way home, ewwwwww.
Spence and Lorraine bought me Freddie's autobiography, there were also a few cards which were signed by quite a few people, that meant more to me than anything else really , except the party of course.

Thanks everyone, i thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Oh,what are you all doing in 10 years yesterday?

Creaky Old Twat!!

So today i'm 30 and feck do i know it. I play 5 a side footy and i haven't played for nearly 2 weeks. Both ankles are shot to bits as are my heels and my right thigh



( hears the knackers yard calling)


The cat just scratched my finger as we were playing and Faye reckons it's cos i'm now old. Well, has it got nothing to do with the fact that she's a cat Faye?

Anyway i suppose today is the oldest i've felt in a while .

So to celebrate Andy style i'm off down the local alehouse to get rather tipsy, at 29 i would've got completely wankered. Guess that shows you how much more mature i am, i can use posh words for the same outcome.

Oh and my fecking hair is receding . Payback for all the Bruce pisstakes i reckon.

Moving on

People can be so ungrateful especially young kids.
Recently at football it dawned on me how lucky some of the boys are to have both parents at football. Some may even be seperated or divorced but most still come to training or to the matchday. One lad moaned that he was a bit upset because his Dad couldn't come much and basically had to put up with his mum. This dad i spoke to about 2 months ago. God what anice bloke he is. He expressed sheer disappointment in not being able to watch his son as he has to work Saturdays and even more so now the little one wants a fancy holiday.
I told him, oh bollocks to it. I told Jordan that he was very lucky to have both his mum and dad around and proceeded to explain my early life. He said he was very sad for me which meant quite alot coming from such a young impressionable boy as i knew he really meant it.
time is a great healer and i want " you all" to know that yes i'm still a bit hurt by it all but i don't hold any grudges i just get a bit sad when i hear things like this http://www.jcbsong.co.uk/jcbvideo.asp as i know that i could've,could've missed out on something , then i think back to how much of a close family we were, just the 3 of us and reckon i didn't really miss out on that much after all.
The song does tug at the heart-strings a bit though.

Take a listen

Keane To Get Back

Well he always said he would. True to his word he has.
You are missed already Roy. Ferguson you're a complete fucking twat on this one, no arguments. You're a stupid idiot.
Best of luck Keano, and get stuck in son!!

DIE YOU BASTARD

I just watched a piece on Robert Mugabe the leader of Zimbabwe on the BBC whilst eating spag boll a la Faye. The man makes me sick he's a murderous, dictator who thinks nothing of his fellow man.
Rant and rave i could but take a look at this http://mugabe.netfirms.com/index.htm Is this actually his own website? Judge for yourself it's a laugh either way.
The fucking daft twat even has a hate list. #1 is our very own Tony Blair the colonialist.
Mugabe hates whites who hate him and hates blacks who hate him, thats alot of fucking human beings people.
Mugabe DIE YOU BASTARD. I wish you had to queue for hours just to get money from the bank just to buy a loaf of bread. I wish it had been you who was savagely beaten to death defending your land and farm and i wish it was you Mugabe whose body was riddled with disease,maybe then and only then may you realise what it is your fellow man is actually feeling towards you. It's not hate. Hate on a scale1 to 10 . These people are at the very top of that.
Perhaps an uprising is just around the corner.

Blair , he's not that well liked over here but i truly hope that one day he see's the sense and decides that you must DIE YOU BASTARD!!!!

Now you've gone and done it

here's my entry at my fave website.
http://www.htmlgear.tripod.com/guest/control.guest?u=wearetheenglish&i=1&a=view

Mr Allen,
Where do i start and how do i say it?Racist? Are you for real? My flag , our flag, England's flag. Jesus f*****g christ what were you thinking?Someone takes offence to one expressing how proud he is to be English. Well i agree with many, sorry millions. If you don't like my flag f**k off. If you take offense to my language , f**k off,if you don't care for my English way of life , f**k off, if it hurts your feelings when i sing God Save The Queen , f**k off,if you hate your kids learning English history and English Religious Education at school then do this, pull your child out of my English school and f**k off. I am not proud of myself for using offensive language but if that offends you then, yeah , you've guessed it, f**k off.
ENGLISH TILL I DIE.ENGLISH BY BIRTH AND ENGLISH BY THE GRACE OF GOD, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!

Andy



A tad strong perhaps but for f**ks sake i can't take it lying down anymore, time to go ballistic.

Getting pissed off now!

Here is a quote from one of my favourite websites, http://www.wearetheenglish.com/store/main.html . Is there any wonder were in a right 2 and 8? Read on .


Did you know that Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland have their own Parliaments or Assemblies that deal with their own domestic issues and run along side the UK parliament?
Scottish, Welsh and Irish MP's sitting at Westminster do not handle their countries own domestic affairs; they are handled by there own assemblies and parliaments. They are at Westminster to vote on national issues such as defence, foreign policy etc with everything else they vote on being concerned with English domestic issues.
The English people are being partly represented by people who have no interest in protecting the rights and culture of England and the English people. It is simply not fair. Why would a Scottish MP table a motion, vote for a policy or lend support to a motion that would increase spending or services in England, when in doing so it may lesson the money or adversely affect the services his constituents receive in Scotland. They have a say in governing us, but we have no say what so ever in how they are governed. This government's devolution policy has been badly thought out and is incomplete, with the English once again being expected to keep quiet and accept things.
We need our own parliament to stand up for the rights of the English people and to run along side the UK parliament at Westminster; as the Welsh, Scottish and Irish already have. You cannot complain about things unless you are prepared to do something about it and nothing will be done unless people are prepared to stand up and be counted.

now i just recieved an e-mail , read on ,

Who the hell does Martin Allen think he is? Maybe the black players who were offended would like to go back to where they came from (they can't have been born here!) and maybe they would like to take Martin Allen with them. No one is keeping them here. If they find us all so offensive they are free to leave at any time. The thing that gets me about this story is that things have got so bad in this country with political correctness that the Oldham manager, who is supposed to be on our side is also talking a complete load of rubbish!


Comments Made By Brentford FC manager (what a fool)
Brentford FC manager Martin Allen said "If we see it again at our ground I will find the person responsible and burn it in front of him. There is no room for it in society or in football."But what could he be talking about? Yes folks, you've guessed it someone's having a pop at our flag again.
A WAR of words has broken out between soccer club bosses after a fan unfurled a St Georges flag with the words "Born in England Live in England Die in England ."Brentford manager Martin Allen said he felt the words on the flag were racially offensive.He spoke out after his side's FA cup match against Oldham Athletic at Boundary Park . Two weeks ago the same flag was flown when Oldham played Brentford in a league match at Griffin Park and police ordered it be taken down.The flag has now been banned from the ground while an investigation takes place.Mr Allen explained the London club has a number of black players in the squad who took great offence at the message.ComplaintHe said: "Sadly, very sadly, that flag has racist undertones and we made a complaint about it then."Although it was removed it came back out again near the end of the game and nothing was done about it."It made it a difficult afternoon."If we see it again at our ground I will find the person responsible and burn it in front of him."There is no room for it in society or in football."Following its reappearance in Oldham he complained to club officials who promised to look into the situation.But Oldham manager Ronnie Moore, said: "How can that be racist? Maybe if it was being flown at a match inWales or Scotland it could be considered racist but I can't see how that it is racist here - I don't know what he's going on about."We have foreign and black players on our team and none of them said anything or complained to me."A spokesman from the Commission for Racial Equality, said: "Flying the St Georges flag is not viewed as racist, but racism in football and racist comments directed against players and fans should not be tolerated."

Now read my reply,

Dear Sir/madam,

How the hell can the St George flag with the words "Born in England Live in England Die in England " be percieved as racist?
I myself was born in England ( and proud too) , i live in England and when i do eventually die i hope that in England it'll be.

In a very racist world we now live ,but come on Martin Allen ,don't jump on the bandwagon , think about it man!!

You can interpret the slogan on the flag in which ever way you wish but i percieve it to be from one who is proud of his homeland.
He need not apologise for that. I reckon it's MA who should be apologising to all Englishmen and women for abusing his position in the media to rant awful, hypocritical waffle.I mean for gods sake it's Germany 2006 soon, think of all the anti-English , yes i said it, anti - English people who'll complain when my car is plastered in red and white.Do i care? Yeah i suppose i do but hey, get my flag and burn it infront of me MA , i dare ya, i really really dare ya.

bubye

I'm not racist by the way. I hate racists.